December 2010
169 posts
scream-scene:
Guy: Do ya wanna play the firetruck game?
Girl: How do ya play?
Guy: I run my fingers (fire truck) up your legs and then you say red light when you want me to stop.
Girl: Ok, lets play.
*few seconds*
Girl: Red Light!
Guy: Firetrucks dont stop for red lights
How to tell that you're no longer a teenager
stonedaffection:
laurabiding:
Tonight I have the house to myself.
Am I going to invite friends round and have a wild house party?
No, I am going to have a long bubble bath, eat pasta bake and drink tea.
And then knit.
sounds like heaven x
fuckyeahragetoons:
This isn’t a ragetoon but goddamn its FUUUUUU-cking awesome.
Edit: CLICK THE FUCKING SQUARES AND PUKE PURPLE PLASMA
I'm trying my hand at cooking
Coq au vin and homemade rice pudding for the mother and boyfriend today… mmmm mm mmmm
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So I'm in a much better mood tonight...
But I have nothing to do.
barbaradominique: